MADD (or men against dipshits drivng)

I was doin my delivery gig today and happened upon a car with 2 women inside.  2 women inside of a car is a disaster waiting to happen on a scale the size of the Hiroshima bomb.   What made this disaster waiting to happen even MORE explosive was the woman “driving” the car was fucking with her hair while having an arm flapping conversation at the same time with the soulless cunt next to her. 

 So Im behind these 2 bags of carbon, water and paint at a stop light.    The light turns green and my rule of INSTANT accelleration is violated blatantly.   I had to hit the horn to get the WHOREible driver to move her fat skanky ass.     As soon as she started to move her car “veered” over to the right.   By veered I mean she flapped her arm and hit the steering wheel moving the car over in that direction all while doing her hair.  

Now, I know how we can be so busy that there is never enough time to get ready and do our hair in the morning.  (YAH FUCKIN RIGHT!  IT TAKES ME 5 MINUTES!)  However, i would think it’s safe to say a car in mid day traffic is not the most ideal fucking place to give one’s self a perm.    SO the cunt corrected her position in the road (which should have been bent over a washing machine and not in a car) and continued on.  

In my state there is a law where you must yield for pedestrians in crosswalks, lighted intersections being the exemption.   This old man is crossing and the hair doing, arm flapping hen in front of me barely misses the poor old fucker.   I stopped to let him cross because I respect the men that came before me.  

I catch back up to the 2 pigs in a rolling death trap because they cant do the speed limit and hair at the same time apparently.  Next up is a traffic circle where northbound traffic has the right of way and southbound must yield.   YIELD must be a foreign word to women as they never fucking do it.   YIELD must translate into STOP FOR NOTHING OR YOU WILL MISS THE SHOE SALE NEXT TO THE KRISPEE KREME DONUT SHOP!   So, hair doing arm flapping skank flies out in front of an 18 wheeler.  

Fortunately for her and unfortunately for me the rig was slowing to negotiate the turn and he didnt have enough speed to hit her.   Im sure that would have put a real fucking damper on her hair dressing skills for the next few….eternities.  

As luck would have it she turned to go in the opposite direction that I was going ending my show and endangering another stretch of road with her woman-foolery.

 I know a lot of guys with street rods who practice a form of One-upmanship  while driving by either slinging their cars through traffic gracefuly albeit insanely fast or by just scaring people with their high volume revving.   Women practice a form of Fuck-upmanship by seeing who can be the most potentialy lethal and hazardous fuck pig on the road.