MADD (or men against dipshits drivng)

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=265590&GT1=7703

The above link will take you to a great story involving 2 whores (both claiming to be under 21) who happened upon a “Girls Gone Ape Shit” tour bus.   I found it appropriate since it sticks to my theme of women and vehicles ……on top of being whores. 

HOLE-EE FUCK WOMEN CAN’T DRIVE! Last march I was driving for my pizza
> delivery job. (Its fucking manly OK! What isn’t manly about driving and
> collecting money while checking out pussy all around town?) BAM! I get hit
> in the ass by a woman drivng a fucking Chevy Blazer…a machine much too
> big for any woman under 7 feet tall. There was no ice on the road, no
> sun in her face and I stopped 50 feet ahead of her to let another man park
> his car. Apparently brake pedal and tea kettle dont jive in a womans
> brain. GO MAKE TEA AND DONT DRIVE ANYWHERE! Then a few months ago Im in
> traffic on the way to the liquor store stopped at a traffic light. There
> is an old broad in front of me in a brand new car that I’m sure she cant
> afford on her limited income all old women bitch about. So the light
> turns green and I get ready to go. I drive a jeep with a stick
> shift…automatics? I had the fucker in first gear and was half
> gas/clutching it and the woman didnt move when the light turned green.
> She was probably thinking about the nice young man at the grocery store
> who helped her find her Depends. My foot slips off the clutch cuz I had
> a wet shoe and BAM! I hit the bitch in the ass fucking up her new car.
> She complains about how her husband just died (as if I gave 3 shits, the
> ass of her car damaged the front of my jeep.) and tried to guilt trip me
> about hitting her. SHE DIDNT FUCKING MOVE WHEN THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN! I
> had places to go and dont have time to sit in fucking traffic pondering
> the status of a social security check. I get the ticket for “following
> too close” when I was at a fucking stop light! SHE should have gotten a
> ticket for not fucking moving when the light turned green! In a perfect
> world, there would be trap doors on the road and any cunt who does not
> move when the light turns green….and I mean AS SOON as the light turns
> green, not .000000004 seconds after, she and her car would be dropped down
> into a giant pit of poodle shit and mothballs.
>
> End Of Rant.