IM BAAAAAAACK!!!!!
So recently Ive decided Im going to take the biggest, manliest step you can take in the world of driving and get my motorcycle license. Yes, I have been bitten by the bug and if anyone wants to give me a Harley Road King for free just because I am a man and we should help each other out in these matters feel free to do so.
For a long time I was scared shitless of motorcycles and I had and still have a good reason to be….. WOMEN FUCKING DRIVERS!
I was driving for my wonderfuly shitty job the other day and I ended up stuck behind the worst type of women driver….OLD! I had to go from a 40 mph clip in a 30 mph zone down to 20 mph. THIS FUCKING DRIVES ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!!!!
While the old biddy in the oversized Car-tamaran slithered along and weaved around it appeared as if she was going to let me by in a somewhat rare moment of sanity. I figured she must have known who the superior driver was and would honor that superiority by letting me the fuck by!
This was not the case! The old wrinkled bag of smashed assholes zipped back over as I was prepared to overtake her. THE NERVE OF THIS WHOORE!
Eventualy we came upon the local traffic circle and the crumbling sack of water and carbon took the left lane and I passed on the right. Now… I am a devout metal head and had some Dimmu Borgir blasting from my open top, doorless jeep and that is why I dont need 40000 watts of stereo……because the sound goes everywhere in my naked jeep.
As I passed this old prune I bellowed in a glorious man-roar that even overtook the blazing evil metal blasting from my speakers……. WAKE THE FUCK UP CUNT!!!! This in turn scared the dried up shit out of her calostomy bag. SHe almost lost controll of her vehicle…..but thats assuming she actualy had controll of it in the first place.
So offf she went in another direction to annoy the fuck out of more people and endanger man kind. All I need is a cunt like this to pull out in front of me while I may be blazing down a road on a loud bulky Harley..
We all die sometime and if my death is caused by some old cunt in a 4 ton tin can on wheels, Im takin someone with me…. Ill tuck and roll right through her side window into her head exploding it like a watermellon.